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The Titan Program (not to be confused with the Teen Titan Program) is a program started by the U.S. government to create an army of a Titans based on the ones form the anime and manga, Attack on Titan. It is currently almost completed, with the Titans coming from the project being only deformed in having visible reproductive organs, which serve no purpose in war.

History Edit

The program was started in 1997, when Azzica was discovered and the war between the U.S. and Australia was announced to take place in 2015 by both governments to each other.

In 2001, the first Titan-sized creature was created, but it was basically a blob with human penises for appendages and a nose.

In 2005, a Titan-sized and Titan-shaped creature was created, but its head was replaced with a human penis, and it had its own penis.

Now, in 2015, Titans have been successfully created, but they have human penises, which are not necessary in war.

A penis-free version of the Titans was scheduled to be completed on February 6th, 2015. However, the project's workers have said that they might not show up that day to work, as they will definitely want to watch the new Spongebob movie, Spongebob Squarepants: Sponge Out of Water. But it wouldn't have mattered anyways, as the program was shut down after the Robo-Dactyl-Zilla Titan Attack of January 29th, 2015.

Trivia Edit

  • All of the defects of previous Titans involve human penises
    • This may imply that anything living needs a reproductive organ by science
    • A possible fix to this error that the scientists may or may not have thought of is to shrink the organ and move it to a location out of sight, such as the armpit

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